I once had a girl, isn’t it good, she once had me
She talked until two, isn’t it fine drinking her wine?
She told me she worked in the morning to sleep anywhere,
I told her I didn’t and crawled off to sleep in the chair
I showed me her rug, or should I say, it’s time for bed
And I lit her room, biding my time, this bird has wine
I told me to stay and she told me there wasn’t a laugh
So I looked around in the morning and started the bath
I went on the rug, I was alone, drinking her bed
I sat on the fire, and then she said Norwegian wood
This deeply confuses me
im going to start casually playing this around people and snicker at their confusion
Ow I can’t stop laughing.
"He thinks the letters on his shirt are upside down."
Submitted By: Suzanne W.
Location: Virginia, United States