peregrine

I'm Peregrine. I'm on a journey.
The Beatles

—Norwogian Weed

applescruff-s:

cheap-pine:

foalonthehill:

 

I once had a girl, isn’t it good, she once had me

She talked until two, isn’t it fine drinking her wine?

She told me she worked in the morning to sleep anywhere,

I told her I didn’t and crawled off to sleep in the chair

I showed me her rug, or should I say, it’s time for bed

And I lit her room, biding my time, this bird has wine

I told me to stay and she told me there wasn’t a laugh

So I looked around in the morning and started the bath

I went on the rug, I was alone, drinking her bed

I sat on the fire, and then she said Norwegian wood

This deeply confuses me

im going to start casually playing this around people and snicker at their confusion

Ow I can’t stop laughing.

(via shecumsincolors)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He thinks the letters on his shirt are upside down." Submitted By: Suzanne W. Location: Virginia, United States

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"He thinks the letters on his shirt are upside down."
Submitted By: Suzanne W.
Location: Virginia, United States